PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then